Monday, August 15, 2005

Nola.com: NewsFlash - Mitch Landrieu redoes office, official residence for $955,000. That's reasonable. I mean, you can't get a spiral staircase and state of the art kitchen appliances for much under a cool mil these days. I'm sure it will provide a much more professional image when Mitch meets with ... with ... What does Mitch do again? New laws in effect today. New laws are introduced each year in order to keep legislators on their toes. It's like moving up a level in a video game. Please note that
Another measure taking effect today is House Bill 242 by Rep. A.G. Crowe, R-Slidell, requiring a woman who becomes pregnant by rape or incest to request spiritual counseling before having an abortion. It also requires the abortion provider to advise her of alternatives to abortion, such as adoption, but waives the 24-hour waiting period before having the abortion performed. It still requires the waiting period for other pregnant women.
It requires rape victims to request spiritual counseling? Put it in the freezer! By Christ, they'll never look in the freezer! Matt Frawer, in case you've forgotten, was Edwin Edwards' lawyer during his last star-crossed trial. Tangipahoa educators attempt to learn. Doomed, doomed. They're just now trying to get up to speed on the laws they've been accused of ignoring for years, and it's all just the biggest fuckin' surprise to everyone.
"It's very obvious that everybody from the top down wasn't aware of the small print and details of the consent agreement," School Board member Sandra Bailey-Simmons said. She said she believed the agreement addressed prayers only at games and graduation ceremonies, and would never have signed the agreement if she had known it might restrict prayers under other circumstances.
Oh okay. Well, since you didn't bother to read the legal document before you signed it, we'll just tear it up and start over. $#(@)*%^%#@^$# Fuck this shit. I mean really. Fucking killer bees now. WHAT HURRICANES AND GIANT ROACHES AND SERIAL KILLERS AND AL COPELAND AIN'T ENOUGH? Killer fucking bees. That's just perfect. Able Danger Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. What a bunch of maroons. Ashcroft too? Fingers crossed. Background at the author's blog, here. C'mon, fatboy. Don't let them take you alive. This can only end in a shootout at a run-down motel just outside Bent, New Mexico. James Dobson quotes an unpublished manuscript by "the foremost authority on the prevention and treatment of homoosexuality" on curing your son of the gay:
Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
Don't read the rest if you have high blood pressure.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home