Sunday, December 11, 2005

Suspect Device: Bad, Nationwide

I assume you have all purchased your copies of the December 12 issue of Fortune Magazine, featuring 4 (four) glorious full-color pages of illustrated official-sounding comic-strip philosophizing from me (including a personal apparance in all my bald-headed glory). I will be showing up at selected residences to check, so have your copies at hand. Failure to present a copy on demand will result in a visit from a FEMA representative, who will wander around, knock things over, fart up the bathroom, and spend hours curled up under an end table, mournfully lowing until sleep finally overtakes him.

8 Comments:

Blogger oyster said...

Who's on the cover? I bought the one with the burnt out Weimeraner at a desk and couldn't find your stuff. I guess I was a week early.

Looking forward to seeing it, and passing your inspection. (Please visit me at my temp address.)

12/12/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

Cover features Andy Grove, black & white headshot. Elvis is on there, too.

12/12/2005 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

You're the man, Greg. Even Forrest would be proud.

12/12/2005 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger oyster said...

Ooh, I picked up the new issue this afternoon. Great work, Greg! I like the strip club panel.

12/12/2005 08:55:00 PM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

Thanks. It's not ground-breaking journalism, but it tuerned out okay, I think.

12/13/2005 05:05:00 AM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

"turned," for Christ's sake.

12/13/2005 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Prime said...

Ooh, ohh, I gots mine! Only had to drive to 6 stores to find the damn thing, but I found it!

"My mom put me on dog tranquilizers!"

12/14/2005 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

A former colleague of yours showed me a copy--great stuff.

12/15/2005 03:29:00 PM  

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