Sunday, December 11, 2005

Suspect Device: Bad, Nationwide

I assume you have all purchased your copies of the December 12 issue of Fortune Magazine, featuring 4 (four) glorious full-color pages of illustrated official-sounding comic-strip philosophizing from me (including a personal apparance in all my bald-headed glory). I will be showing up at selected residences to check, so have your copies at hand. Failure to present a copy on demand will result in a visit from a FEMA representative, who will wander around, knock things over, fart up the bathroom, and spend hours curled up under an end table, mournfully lowing until sleep finally overtakes him.


Blogger oyster said...

Who's on the cover? I bought the one with the burnt out Weimeraner at a desk and couldn't find your stuff. I guess I was a week early.

Looking forward to seeing it, and passing your inspection. (Please visit me at my temp address.)

12/12/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

Cover features Andy Grove, black & white headshot. Elvis is on there, too.

12/12/2005 08:22:00 AM  
Blogger Ian McGibboney said...

You're the man, Greg. Even Forrest would be proud.

12/12/2005 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger oyster said...

Ooh, I picked up the new issue this afternoon. Great work, Greg! I like the strip club panel.

12/12/2005 08:55:00 PM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

Thanks. It's not ground-breaking journalism, but it tuerned out okay, I think.

12/13/2005 05:05:00 AM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

"turned," for Christ's sake.

12/13/2005 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous Prime said...

Ooh, ohh, I gots mine! Only had to drive to 6 stores to find the damn thing, but I found it!

"My mom put me on dog tranquilizers!"

12/14/2005 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

A former colleague of yours showed me a copy--great stuff.

12/15/2005 03:29:00 PM  

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