Suspect Device: Bad, Nationwide
I assume you have all purchased your copies of the December 12 issue of Fortune Magazine, featuring 4 (four) glorious full-color pages of illustrated official-sounding comic-strip philosophizing from me (including a personal apparance in all my bald-headed glory). I will be showing up at selected residences to check, so have your copies at hand. Failure to present a copy on demand will result in a visit from a FEMA representative, who will wander around, knock things over, fart up the bathroom, and spend hours curled up under an end table, mournfully lowing until sleep finally overtakes him.
posted by Suspect Device at 12/11/2005 09:14:00 AM
8 Comments:
Who's on the cover? I bought the one with the burnt out Weimeraner at a desk and couldn't find your stuff. I guess I was a week early.
Looking forward to seeing it, and passing your inspection. (Please visit me at my temp address.)
Cover features Andy Grove, black & white headshot. Elvis is on there, too.
You're the man, Greg. Even Forrest would be proud.
Ooh, I picked up the new issue this afternoon. Great work, Greg! I like the strip club panel.
Thanks. It's not ground-breaking journalism, but it tuerned out okay, I think.
"turned," for Christ's sake.
Ooh, ohh, I gots mine! Only had to drive to 6 stores to find the damn thing, but I found it!
"My mom put me on dog tranquilizers!"
A former colleague of yours showed me a copy--great stuff.
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