Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Math is hard - let's go shopping!

Doug Gruse takes the pulse of Lafayette's women and addresses a most pressing problem: how to buy jeans that don't make your ass look fat. Harder than the SATs! And you gals know what a screaming blue bitch those SATs were, which is why you all majored in art history and married MBAs! Missing from this otherwise encyclopedic disquisition is advice on the proper tuck and roll needed to create a saucy spring mangina. That bulge can really ruin the line of a good pair of $100 Joujous, you know.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why pester the friendly folk over at the Daily Misplaced Apostrophe when they so frequently and eruditely slam G. W. B. and all the rightwingnuts?

2/07/2006 01:14:00 PM  

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