Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tom Cruise 'to eat afterbirth'

yay Of course, now he says he was just joking, but I think he's lying either way. I also think he's going to suck out all the cord blood, gargle it, then spit it up toward the ceiling and let it wash over his upturned face, while the exhausted and nearly hysterical Katie watches with terrified, helpless eyes. "We're going to have a wonderful life, Kate," he'll whisper, blood dripping from his chin. "It's going to be ... extraordinary."


Anonymous Adrastos said...

Well, he did play the Vampire Lestat albeit badly...

4/19/2006 01:56:00 PM  

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