Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Why should I have to wash my hands if I didn't pee on them, you fascist?

3 Comments:

Anonymous Maitri said...

Ummm, because someone else peed on their own hands, or even pooped on them, didn't wash their hands and placed those grubby hands on the same surfaces that you touched while in the bathroom.

You may not be the point source of e. coli but you don't have to be a carrier, either.

My shitty immune system thanks you for cooperating with the authorities.

6/21/2006 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger Suspect Device said...

I know jeez louise -- I was was just trying to ruin what little prgress the legislature DID make.

No, seriously, I'm going to high-five every toilet seat in the can and then run right out to the salad bar and stick my virulent paws into the sprouts. So if you don't want the warm fecal coliform bacteria vinagrette, avoid the sprouts.

6/21/2006 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Maitri said...

Thanks for ensuring that I will never eat at the trough again. The germaphobe in me rolls into the fetal position.

6/22/2006 02:50:00 PM  

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